Water fight

July 27, 2011
I am convinced that men have different hearing than women. There must be something structurally different in a man's ear. That or natures way of ensuring the survival of the human race. It's that difference that allows moms to hear every single cough, sigh, toss, turn, cry, and minute noise coming from their children while dads snore away oblivious to any awakenings throughout the night.

It's also that same difference that translates, "Don't you dare get me wet!" as you wash the car into "Get me wet!" Jeff swears he took my look of death and stern warning as a challenge that I wanted him to chase me around the yard in front of the neighbors, strangers driving by, and two giggling children with a bucket, hose, and water bottle from the fridge.

Needless to say, I lost the water fight. And the car needed another bath.